Eye Finality is a tome that insists the best days only happen in dreams. Manuscript version one was without a title and the mind only wrenched weeping from the rusted bolt well after the beginning. Draft animals in the first round? Note to self: Remember to stitch phrases together, so that football players are not mixed up with the before and after of mules and donkeys and oxen. Are arbitrators listening? It's clear that machine learning steals the public's imagination in order to shit out a brick that smells like it might be a house. What justice! Carried by the wonderful power-taser-tasters, who submit to one weapon in training, but always play with guns. Back that stick titular question (because eponymous is a word that I love to have an excuse to wield); --shard of brass? --cardigan mass? --too chilly for fillies? --marred by potent vowel boundaries? --incarnate emphatic quotidian zephyr? --dragon myth god contusion? --police skate? --phantom scrimp? --beetle noose? --shame, sham, farts? --imagination rainbow random racketeering? --seventeen counts of enunciating words that ought to be numerals? --badland? --induction spoils? --wart hawks? --plurality and the ten thousand things? --a list that might take the afternoon and turn it 90 degrees? --tangent victimhood? --Bilious Bargeson? --river monster noodlers? --at the end of the day, clichés ache as the world turns? --coffee dullard? Hand me another pint of ice cream, it's going to be a long night.