Fated failures Call it preventable Do it Post-mortem to your demise Your predictions prevailed upon nothing And no one way Irrelevance lives in the future While impotence loves the past Test preposterous metronomes As you, confidence ham, Hog the limes and pretend to light Candles to hide your stink So evictable From the house of the rising standard Deviate off course And your outbounds will be rougher As sticky plans gather flies And make your Kitchen look disgusting Who are we to judge How could we consider ourselves Competent to the task Of looking closely at the schematics And claiming failure is fate