Will you make pope? Not with that Voltaire attitude. No one's buying that the Lisbon earthquake isn't proof of god's power and unpredictable heart. That was 268 years ago, you say? I've been asleep for a long time. Candide is still out of fashion, isn't it? The white smoke must still go up when someone new suffers power; I love that sweet, salty taste when I tongue kiss the ring.