Don't say it's made up Artificial is nature For a totality is onto-tautological A being in being is being Intelligent, stupid, asinine Evil, heroic, banal Designer adjectives Mechanical gearhead magazine If it fits, we sits And waitses, traipseses Through St. Peter's gateses Heaven wrinkles a goddy nose At supposed apple-falls Snakes were part of the plan As was tuberculosis And cures, vegetarianism, and abstractions If schemed spontaneity reeks and molds Action at a distance speaks in scolds Zeus carried water for Laozi While Zarathustra built Mazdas On behalf of industrial capital So that olives might gain brine Ah, narrative, you hid your motives well We couldn't have seen your twist coming As you stole our Anthropocene And hooked us up to your cables A metabolic factory Eat, defecate, eat Story Ouroboros, the god we surely deserve