Gather up your best cliches: one way trip to
Kitsch town station, railroaded by google review
To say three stars for the burger fries beer
There was a fly in your zoop and your
Misspellings give you away: it was
Actually gin and nachos, fervently
Delivered by a frazzled gig worker
Riding the prius harder than those
Little batteries can take, lithium by
The ounce and the pound for an
Structurally unfair representation
Societal malpractice, civic duty by the
Vice Addicts to Potency, according to
The dictates of that one Killdozer album
Weren't they right, Intellectuals are the
Shoeshine Boys for the elite, so eat up
And polish that dinner right off
Roman Ryan 