This is America! If it tastes British It is bad food But fine language The dad who couldn't cook That we left behind long ago Learning to say we as we Killed whatever was in our way As one does, as the child of an Empire of English The language, the comma, And the partway use of Vowels that reflect the Burning down of Washington, DC, Upon a nineteenth century Evening, with the table set By a country that ruins food By economics rather than Simplicity; As our nostalgia Drives home the point That if your accent is such We love And resent you.