Naked Brunch

there are not enough mimosas in the world
to get to noon on this meal
time dilates as the awfulness resonates
at an unnatural frequency
slicing across the beard follicles
freezing them in place
while the shock value
denigrates the waking sleep
as these pages do not celebrate
even as they are read theatrically
into my ears
while I remember
blacking out
and peeing into a purse