The key to smoke is fire
and if you lack wild ones
feel charitably free
to start your own
so long as your remember
the names of the grass
Best to also stand around
with your shovels and your rakes
you'll make nobility flame
and give the firefighters
something to do on
an otherwise quiet day
Remember to forget open windows
drinking up the spring
as your neighbors, who do love prairies,
breathe in the charring cost
as you, satisfied you
behold your ashen plain