You've been good, bad, in- between since paeans from Brodsky de-broadsided your ship-wide alert systems; we responsives, we hold your blues to be shelf- evidence that the end crimes are upon us, our beginnings seem begat as you spit us out and become the pantheon that we wished would be us. Such as it has become, you are no longer willing to accept our trite offerings, you've become our stern caretaker, our professor of professing professional truth, fact, opinion, well-trained expertise, all washed away by your indications that definitions will no longer keep us up all day. We may sleep now, we peoples of the books, we have done our day- duties and scrambled the eggs of the night to tell you, dear word- glyph, you are our sweetest demon, our mangiest curd, our devoutest magazine. With fear, respect, and silver tongue jewelry, Subjects