International Relations

Who's in charge here?
Take me to your bird feeder.
Cardinal Rochambeau 
argued for the rock paper scissors 
justice department,
but we, as a treaty-loving peoples
senated out that proposal.
We would rather bluebird
and sparrow
and foxhole;
it's sexier to be at war
than entombed in 
an obnoxious piece
of unsharable pizza.