Parity!

Exclamations erode trust.
You knew that, you exuberant sandwich.

That's what happens when I speak
at a face I recognize
in the mirror.

Plausible excuses
make tirades
out of soul trills.

Interoperability
inspires 
induction
and reasoning salt.

Statements crib in the sheets,
waiting for their bookie
to take their knees away.