Self-impoverishment books read like this: Divide your life into cookies and eat one every hour Are you satisfied? If not, read on. It's a hook that won't fish. A dog that don't hunt. According legend, inanimate objections Make entertaining court cases. Antagonism is at the heart Of the urge to plan: A fight to the death With brutal, red time. Warning signs fill cluttered heads Disordered organs anxiously pray For the savored grace that schemers drooled up.