Scoffdash

slaphash
frying span
bridging long cons
short fronds
paradise tossed
a bone from the fable
given up for well-fed
surprised by achoosing
sniffle, snoozing
bare-fested 
unhand that beer
you, your addictions
second personals
listed on price
sorted by twice
improper tamper
spottled by spittle
crinkle the sprinkle
stuckled on middle