Contest

Under conditions of self-officiation
I'd rather have a tie than an outright
Victimization, or victrola, or violation

Stymie the social contract under the
Assumption of Levitation: Hobbes
Will go full Calvin on all comers

Fight to the breath: toothpaste is 
For sale in the marketing section
And you won't win without it

But I would lose over the alternatives
If we can't end on the same note
Hold my hand and sell out of this bargain world