Glandular Insipidity

Look up!
Or don't.
This is not 
An instruction
Manual or automatic,
Unless you're taking
Recipes at face
Value. 
Grab life by
The corn
And move
To Nebraska,
That's what
The license plate
Says in between
College Sootfall
Games.
National Classtine,
A spike in the face
Of anyone who
Has a little bit less
Cash
And a massively better
Chance of getting
CTE.
Goodbye, brains,
You were the best
We were
Going to get,
And we ruined you
In every way we
Could imagine.
Especially by denying
Your nature and nurture,
There have been
Many ignorances
And that, my former friends,
Is your worst.

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