Who says: the jaunt jaundice Canterbury Wagging tales hangdog crooks Metronomes are narrators Whose husky voices indicate: Peril meets sensuality Don't give up or out Trial judge's trepidation Scales of mustard out of spheres Which count: number by color Blue is a first rate hack Green serves yellow, rising toward Purple is the stand-in for red, When anger needs a smirk And orange can't be seen anywhere near A poem or a counter And thus, organization compels The knowledge, valuation, compensation For meritorious gray conduct In line with expectations, performed With the aplomb of one who has been There before and would never ask for more