How does one find a category When leaping them is the play That stimulates one's twos Such is the challenge for an Unreformed businessman Add-in socialist A few too many books And the desire for efficacy Blended into a poetry shake Which philosopher's bread Will go with my rye As the everything's bagel Is a devilish apple in the eye Conclude: that's the identity Written on the page For every other to see And then send you to their cage Fortifications make vitamins galore But to pick up a vegetable Is to walk out the door A garden debris Says orange will color The reds and the yellows An unfortunate prerequisite Take on a walk The dog in your soul Harness and leashes Will make you a roll And I must return From second and thirds First in an order Or flocking as birds