Balance

With respect to which perpendicular gravity 
Must be the question for every bubble 
To get to the middle 
Is a matter of perspective 

As one can get green in the face 
Egg on the eyes 
Crow in the bowl 
Saying too many times 

Ye relativists 
Thy conservative impulses 
Yield a field full of weeds 
According to who 
You last heard 
Credible authorities 

Change the plant roots 
To suit the purpose du jour 
As the spirit of the staircase 
Takes one on tour 

Committed the faux 
Passed it along 
Journaling shows 
That every thing's wrong