Did you look and see a particle or a wave when was the last time you created an analogy to a physics concept that you don't understand or used a the second person when the first was far more accurate, scattering tenses in a run-on sentence and remembering that you're not supposed to use semicolons as much as you do because that becomes an ego and a pride thing, yes, you went to college and maybe even graduate school well after you used your mind to make up the proper grammar during those fifth grade worksheet exercises, whose improvisation was fed the reading of too many fantasy novels that you consumed with abandon, not knowing that they would poison your professional life with delusions of grandeur, deus ex machinas and magical answers to questions that are far more complicated in other parts of the library that you didn't know to seek.