Criminal Handkerchief

Blow out the nose
catch what you can
these title mails
alone they stand.

Yes you're trying to take my stuff
but I appreciate your guff
lie to me and take my number
surely won't you let me slumber.

"Take my body, save the day"
"Fortune here if you but pay"
"Stocks are up and debtors down"
"Pay upfront, here be clowns"

Spam fried rice will feed the thirst
scrolling delete: on reading burst
fortunes out there yours to take
snotty methods, nasal snake.