Have we come to blows over nothing? Hath this thing wrought itself for pickles? Vegetable garden: central planning and executive officers Telling the carrots when to come up And the nightshades to go out among the people Stirring up the terror we require To keep a hold on this civilization Haven't you heard of the clash? There is a great terror on the horizon We must stand together or be destroyed Become great, become becoming, evolve or perish! Darwin had a lot to say that we have accurately interpreted Run faster on the treadmill, it wastes nothing, wants everything Your sweat will be collected for a research study that will not benefit your children The disclaimer: you agreed to this before you were born Thank you for playing We have big plans for you Listen carefully: there will be many clichés You will become a middle being And we will drop you just when you stopped fighting Off at the most convenient waste receptacle For our driver, not for you Because the place is known by the navigator And the meniscus is not a spot to remain