So where do we go?
Where have you gone?
What is this?
Don't you Guildenstern me again.
No no, I'm sick of that crap.
I'm asking, where ought we to go?
And I'm saying that was my question.
And I'm telling you, that depends.
On what?
On where you've been.
Why would it depend on that?
Well because I don't know what "it" is and where we might go seems dependent.
On what?
On it.
Well what's it?
That's what I asked.
Now you're doing it. I'm not going to be your Rosencrantz.
You already are. We're conversing.
Well no one is mad.
You seem a little torqued.
I'm getting to be pissed, if you keep twisting me around.
Well just calm down. Where were you?
When?
Just now.
Why should I tell you?
Because we're trying to figure out where to go.
That's what I asked you!
No, you asked me where we should go.
Yes! That's what I'm saying.
Well, maybe, but it's not the point.
What's the point?
Where we should go depends on where you've been.
Well I don't know where I've been; I can't remember.
Oh, so you're going to give me a semicolon-length pause in that one.
What are you talking about.
I heard it. You stopped just the amount of time; that it takes to require a semicolon.
Now you're just mocking me...and being ridiculous.
No, you're messing with me. I heard that ellipse.
Stop trying to translate my speech into text!
You're just being so obvious about it. Exclamations are really more for children.
Your impossible.
Don't forget the apostrophe and the 'e'.
What are you talking about???
Oh, so now it's multiple question marks.
Weren't we going to go somewhere?
Roman Ryan 