Friday
n. The day of the week one ought to make omelettes.
n. A magical construction in false repetitions, giving the unreasonable view that a thing can weakly end, or strongly begin.
v. To be in the final chapter of a book and to then declare the final paragraph over, with a period added right around 3:30pm.
right
n. A statement of something that must be provided or executed, without thought of the consequences, for it is given by the fact of the sun rising and the tides coming and going; should these principles of gravitation and astronomy dissolve, the statement would lose all of its force and meaning.
adj. A indication that something aligns directly and entirely and directionally with the resonance frequencies of a particular personal rhythm, though this indication is often provided as though it is a natural law.
law
n. A fantasy written down in dull words, cross-referenced with banal words, to form a wordy picture of a dragon that breathes fire upon trespassers and tax-dodgers.
n. An agreement between several people that is enacted by several other people, to ensure that when there are more than several people around, at least the original several can feel secure.
secure
n. A state of being defined by the sense that one cannot be touched, even by the rays of the sun.
v. To separate a thing from other things in a way that makes it both untouchable and sad. See: zoo.
zoo
n. A place constructed by criminals to create televisions that don't require any tubes to trap the images.
n. The finest example of hypocritically ambiguous morality since Descartes.
hypocrisy
n. The act of putting the numbers on the side of a cereal box.
n. Any purchase, such as the purchase by Philip Morris of an inhaler company.
n. Any action taken by a government that has a public health department and allows Philip Morris to continue to do business.
n. Any act or statement of administration.
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