journalism - n. the boiling down of a complex subject to a headline, no matter how many words are in the article
Sparknotes - n. the source of headlines for sources that need to be engaged with from the source
art - n. the development of a contradiction into a satisfying transcendence without resolving the contradiction
market -
1) n. a place where the billboards are placed right next to the goods for sale
2) n. the religion of the powerful and aspiring powerful in societies that worship money
fortitude - n. an accident of continuity narrated as grit
grit - n. little rocks slightly larger than grains of sand placed in the breakfast cereal of children to make them heartier and get them into better colleges
airplane - n. the technical proof against time zones
sunlight - n. the natural proof in for time zones
smartphone - n. a gremlin that lives inside its host from two to three feet away from the host's center of mass
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