Please do not look in my basement. It is a class five type Z distaster. It has so many made up words and comic sketches of the five fences, the seven songs, the popular ruses, the commercials recast to implore the buyer to instead take a bath in irony water and boil one's coins to avoid the chemistry trails that always follow fiats and make conspirators out of shitstorms and bad language out of red truck resentment (and flags, of course); don't look. There are things down there you could not unsee.