Split Infinitive

What are you! 
Massive mathive crack
a rift in real fine
grammo blam-o almond ground

mighty moltron muse
muted mission malaprop
fired tired fuse.

I looked up, 
there you were,
defined refined confinitude;
blasted crasted suched.

Arbitration arbitrage
munney spunny rule
author it, e, the minor splee
fed by own or int.

By dint to sinnt to fully bint
my bulbous rulbous pyre
funerary to the max
sharx to bully gyre.