Bohr Model

Add it, ion. Your extra 
electron charges up the
cloud and ensures that
your servers will be 
polite and you will 
not tip because you
live in a fair society
in which good wages
and government health
care are provided. Oops,
a politic is showing through
the holes in my shirt, or 
perhaps implied by those
holes; something extra 
something lacking and 
you have yourself the
makings of a Hallmark 
movie and a horror-
filled life.