McDignity

Fast dignity, only two ninety nine.
For a quarter hounded turgid with please,
transact on rabbit, clayaway from kiln,
never dried and always frozen toothbreaker,
dentist fortune maker, 
smog butcher for the swirl,
chic hog snow, a coat for any winter,
snarl handberg, an ice wrist unseeable
at the depth of a new unpredicted
sneakonomic clash, Emerfun shirkles,
fillennial fatherly tomber,
generational sniffed
and turned up hoses
from the garden that we no longer work.