Bring a Horse to Water
When a stubborn creature will not do what is clearly in its best interest, the purveyor of goodness becomes a sketch of rage.
Clam Up
When mussel hands become sweatier, they mollusk into mere fingers and palms; the bouillabaisse is a preposition stew.
Make Ready
An abstract initiation built on the graves of those who have not yet died (but they are officiously, officially prepared to do so.
Bow Out
To fall on one's face at the opportune moment.
Judge Unfit for Duty
Assignment of a standard by an arbitrator whose arbitrariness is measured with a precision caliper.
The Early Bird Gets the Worm
Hold up your metal umbrella in every lightning storm, casino lovers.
To Be Frank
Hello, Frank. Your candor disguises your hypocrisies in a fog of truth.
Roman Ryan 