Dragon Insurance, Co.

Dragons insure houses
Against fire
It's an impeccable scheme
They use conservative reserve ratios
And mark protected homes
With white paint that even near-sighted Dragorio 
Could not possibly miss on a flyby

A few homeowners complained
Blackmail, they cried!
It was a breezy chain mail breakfast
That unruly morning
Leviathan in action

For what government could be legitimate
Without wielding arbitrary teeth
And ancient digestion?