How to make friends with bicycles

If you're a city, bring your paint and concrete.
If you're a state, crush gravel and tear out your trains.
If you're a country, put your best people in the Eminent Domain Division.
If you're a person, ride a bicycle.
If you're a family, ride bicycles.
If you're a thief, ride a bicycle.
If you're a mayor, ride a bicycle.
If you're a river, be bridged. 
If you're a road, be wide.
If you're an intersection, be deferential.
If you're a car, don't be.