Thought Collection

Taken by dictator nation
to the station
for a radio call-in
shown on closed circuit TV
in imperial clothes
(you know them 
when you see them).
You'll get these back
if you get out:
-2 rosebushes
-1 bloody finger
-9 eggshells
-3 hardboiled eggs
-scratched paper
-a pin pad
-15 minutes of fame
-98 bottles
Bad luck, Ducky.
The show goes on
and on on on on on
off and sideways
with the toilet seat
up and the door
closed.