Shelf Recrimination

Color coded choleric 
The colic times
Your unread spending
For whom the hells toll

Bath's mystery: city or tub?
I and the rub:
Idiom dictionary 
Is otherwise known
As popular fiction

And now the publisher's daily mail
Rings with luxurious truths:
Colons and fecal transplants
Are dot matrix prints

Brushes sugar oils and handmade visual music
By the candy frame painter
Whose muse is rich uncle Pennybags
And you'd rather be him when you grow up
Than an aesthetically conscious rug