Mastiff of Fickle Academia

Terminal debris: behind the desk jewelry
Acquired at make a miracle great again elementary

Dear watch son, the death giveaway
Might come three years earlier
Should you workshop your soul
Under conditional scarcity
To process your impossible profession

How did we sludge here and sky
Winner's Circe will make starlings of us all
Unless you're already swine

That's to be determination
Enough to get the final rhyme
Whose anaphoric metonym
Lists off to the left
Along with the rest of the universe