The Runs, Squirms, and Feels Isn't that what J. Diamond Claimed caused: the West to Won? Something else, But wasn't he onto something? Isn't all history progressing Toward its inevitable Conclusion? That's what They said in Moscow During the years of We don't discuss And in the upper halls Of the university of The windy city Right before That Chilean general Generally did everything That historic inevitability Pointed toward Isn't that right, Milton? Did you teach that optimistic Guy (rational, of course) that The end goal of the universe Is a profitable sun? The fusion smells Just like the chemical Plant down the street: Delectable as a dividend Steely as a beam And as right as the Iron filings They pulled from The corpse of inevitability