Velcro Relationship Theory

Did you invent the tiny, thousands of hooks
That bring together a strange plastic with a
Fuzzy hair? No? Well let me explain it to you
As a fellow non-inventor, but do not take my
Word for it, because I am trying not to make
My explanations into implied (spreading) law
Anymore (though I often fail to take the teeth
Out of the plastic); these materials attach in such
A way that they can detach, almost ad infinitum,
Latin for forever, so I'm told by an Internet that I
Cannot detach from (non-velcro relationships are
Dangerous, as you'll read in the texts); the sound 
Made when the attachment is broken, decided
By the stationary or the mover, is meant to 
Remind the combatants (the related party,
unrelated to fighting, if you're lucky) that
Suction and gravity are irrelevant, as
As you're so healthy that no one
Can criticize the way you come
In and out of the picture, no
Director could send your
Moments or movements
Along a more ideal
Line, style, attachment