Were I but a corporation With no existence in [Reality] as a placeholder For the responsibility of My faceless owners (who Do not even manage me) My name would be For doing business As, with the underlying Name too complicated To reveal to the average User, I mean customer, I mean friend; of course I would have to clone my Self to get at those out of Country taxation Benefits while running Marketing schemes to Keep the revenues flowing In, because of course that's What the shareholders Demand and what the Managers are incentivized To prioritize