Where does this obsession come from To remove all the extra anything from everything From an ironically named messaging platform That sucks up all the available time To the narrowest of margins For lunch To sleep In making things The reasons come back to reason If money Then Interest If Interest Then compound interest For compound interest More and more and more efficiency An equation for less and less and less Of everything (Except money, for the reasonable; capital for the sophisticates) To get a little extra time and space Don't call the physicists They'll just fail to tell you what either is Become unreasonable