Will we miss him? The Narrator with a Thousand Faces Has proven effective at his job: Tell children how to live Make sure they never forget Remind them regularly All their lives But now, Can there be said To be a beginning, A middle, An end? On the first day... Inquisition, And then the heavenly resurrection. Farces! Oil of snake! Nibbling is what we have A tale of an impulse And a result Too short to have a head Or a body A rattle-snake without part two In the Golden Age of Television How could such heresy enter the Interstream? It's an eighteenth century mystery With twenty one guns to its head Thoughtful persons of interest Unbroken additions, vintage Tell me a story, so I might sleep But I've had the coffee Dreams not for interpretation I've seen my brain It's not a novel Unedited, incoherent Not fit for publication It's not a religion But we can be sure: Story is dead!