Extract a sample, precisely Identify the constraint system, concisely Let one drop escape to the next vial Gravitationally enabled, viscously bound Rigorously watch Repeat, with slight modifications Uncontrol the variables Watch carefully Paying attention, exhaust your savings When it's paid out, steal glances What follows is a record of the changes: a) subject loses objectivity b) subject turns a plum shade c) subject divides by zero, fails d) subject reacquires narrative structure e) repeat until desired results are achieved *no results are specifically desired, according to the instructions on the side of the kit.