Adaptitration

Extract a sample, precisely
Identify the constraint system, concisely
Let one drop escape to the next vial
Gravitationally enabled, viscously bound
Rigorously watch
Repeat, with slight modifications
Uncontrol the variables
Watch carefully
Paying attention, exhaust your savings
When it's paid out, steal glances
What follows is a record of the changes:
a) subject loses objectivity
b) subject turns a plum shade
c) subject divides by zero, fails
d) subject reacquires narrative structure
e) repeat until desired results are achieved
*no results are specifically desired,
according to the instructions on the side of the kit.