It's a pile Evidence Forensically specific Of a little cheffery Those healthful Home cooked Meals But it's a pile And it leers And peers Seeking its dénouement The closure it demands To be put to bed To dry by night But if one misses Doesn't tuck in The squeaky glass Complaints will emanate The unsettled masses Will pile And pile on Nightmares ensue Disruptions they'll do So get it together Wash them right up Soak that cloth Soap that mug And get the forks behind the ears And you'll wake up And cook again