4/11/21 Definitions

language – n. a transliteration layer riddled with inconsistencies, prone to transmission and transcription errors

error – n. an indication that an experiment is in progress

progress – n. a mythological creature conjured by people who are afraid of losing what they have; most efficiently accelerated by war

war – n. a game of chance in which the wealthy always win and the poor always lose

game – n. an activity that, when done to dominate strangers is called a job, but in its proper form is a method for dominating one’s friends

friend – n. a living thing that consistently puts up with one’s vain attempts at domination

domination – n. when one votes against oneself for emperor because one thinks one will win anyway