Definitions: Cruising Similar Cities

city. n.
A cruise ship that moves a little bit less.

cruise ship. n.
A city that no one wants to live in for more than a few hours (when the nausea sets in hard).

nausea. n.
What Jean-Paul Sartre feels when he goes for walks, due to the desperate fear of lobsters.

walking. n.
Medicine.

medicine. n.
The answer to a question on a test when filled out by someone who loves to be approved of by authority figures.

authority. n.
The title given to person A, when person B is afraid of person A; the title is mutually agreed upon and bestowed by both persons A and B.

fear. n.
The desire to be similar to something.

desire. n.
The fear of becoming similar to something.

similarity. n.
A small piece of absurdist art in the form of an adjective representing a supposedly comparable component or characterization of two things, each of which are actually so different as to make a comparison absurd.

absurd. n./adj.
1. Metaphors and the metaphorical.
2. Analogies and the analogical.