Some terrible things Predictable though they are Cannot be borne By one alone So one asks Who might share And here to answer These semi benevolent associations Of those with money and those with fear It’s like a bet at the slots Or one in a company’s stocks One wagers their risk will pass Another hopes that it won’t Though rather neither prefer That bad things should occur Really all just hope That the sharing be wide enough Such that those unafflicted Might lend their generosity Knowing their day may come And so ye unlucky claimants Be glad you read your contract docs For now you can be sure Your misfortune can be stopped To the degree money can stanch So we association designers To support you in righting your capsize In advance we will tell you what to fear And how to prevent For we are masters of the future And while we can’t tell you when Or how We can say how often And how badly how often And thus what your safety net costs What you need from your transfer Is trust in its solvency So your contract concreteness remains And at the same time You wish not to over pay Nor deal with fear’s future too much For funeral planning Or fire extinguisher buying Neither one loves too well So prevent if we can And pay if we don’t While you sleep tight and live your life