Hello advertising world
I'm here to code your brand
Into the minds of your targets
Using the sneakiest method of all
Prose
Verse
Rhymes
Like the raps with the vodkas
Or the paintings with the Campbells
You'll get a full percentage point boost
And find that you're ruling your roost
When your framed message
Is hidden inside
An Instagram stylized font
Or a literary Twitter thread
So pay for eyeballs
Or by the word
Doesn't matter much to me
But I'm at your service
Your Silverstein for moving children's toys
Your Thoreau-in-waiting for van-life buyers
And your Shakespeare for adult children
Looking for the perfect gift of their Lear
Roman Ryan 