Lead me to nowhere Unsolvable maze Humorless confusion Unnatural forms Dissonant music On hold upheld Inaccessible castle Insect regression Institutional speed limit Safety in slow Forgot where we're going Circling the road Anxiety motivation Neutral dissertation To fight is to live To stop is to choose Two worms per apple Flickering light bulbs Mediocrity's laureate More or less functional Strategy by committee Tiger team tail chase Good problems unsolved Memory dissolved